Bug Out Bus?

Bugging out means to be able to move away from your current location very quickly, often under fire, because your position has been compromised . 

This bus gives you the means to be able to do so.

There may be many reasons you may want to "bug out". 
From life threatening situations such as, war, natural or economic disasters or maybe for personal reasons such as a much needed family vacation, or a way to spend time together in a secluded location away from the TV and video games, saving relationships in need of precious time spent together. 

This bus allows you to do both, it allows you to flee to Safety, what ever the danger may be, and be comfortable for an indefinite amount of time. 

It is named "THE ARK" for this reason. Being able to safely preserve your family and loved ones,  by offering shelter, food and comfort while the world falls to pieces.  

Bus trip to Disney 2010
Not quite as big as Noah's ark, but large enough to meet your needs and wants.